General

Is there really a god?
I think this is an answer people have to figure out for themselves. All I can say is that "wouldn't it be nice if people could be pleasent and do the right thing even if they didn't think it was earning them brownie points with St Peter"

Is there really a dog? (submited by the ADA)
YES. And the dog loves you and all the creatures on the earth (except the next door neigbours cat)

Why is the spelling on your site so bad?
It's not that my spelling is bad. I am just a trendsetter in a new extreme sport called "freestyle spelling". I am partaking in a rigourous training schedule. When freestyle spelling is eventualy introduced as an olympic sport it will be glod glod glod for Australia.

You're not very funny. Why do you persist with the bad jokes?
Sorry. It's a disease.